If this sounds familiar, no need to hang your head in shame—it’s your lucky month! April has been declared National Financial Literacy Month, so what better time to brush up on investing basics? Read on, and at minimum, you’ll be able to hold your own in ego-centered investment conversations. But more importantly, you’ll be laying the foundation for a sturdy portfolio of your own.

Let’s get technical for just a second. Assume that you bought 1000 shares and each share cost you twenty bucks, so you have $20,000 of your hard-earned money invested in Microsoft. When business is booming, you’re feeling pretty good. And because things are going so swimmingly, people are now willing to buy your shares at $25 per share—(the share price has increased). If you sell, you’ll get $25,000 for those shares, and can now go buy 5,000 things from the dollar store with your profits. This share price can change throughout the day. If a company is doing really well and people be-lieve it will continue to do well, then the price of that stock generally goes up.
But what if Microsoft doesn’t do well? What if Steve Jobs introduces the iPad 5000 that can surf the web and make you a sandwich, and people buy Apple products instead of Microsoft? You would still be able to sell your stock, but people may only be willing to pay $15 per share. That $20,000 you invested is now only worth $15,000. If you were to sell, you would lose money in the stock market. Ever heard of that happening? So if you’re wondering why people talk about the stock market almost as much as they talk about Lindsey Lohan, it’s because they are either losing their money or raking it in.

All right, so what does this have to do with you? Believe it or not, you can actually make a lot of money using the stock market if you go about it the right way. It’s not some get rich quick scheme; in fact, it’s more of a get rich slowly kind of deal. Unfortunately, one newsletter is not nearly enough room to scratch the surface of investing basics, but you’re heading in the right direction. Stay tuned for next month’s newsletter, and in the meantime, go ahead and hop into those coworker conversations with confidence.